Air Force Gator II - Scales of Justice is the second book in Dan Ryckets Air Force Gator series. The first book took every possible trait and cliche from 80's action films, stuffed them into a mutant alligator and for some crazy reason wrote a story about him. It was really dumb. It was also a lot of fun.
In the sequel we find Gator living life as a true American hero. He has everything he could want. Fame, booze, respect and of course a super hot stripper girlfriend. He even gets a national holiday named after him. Gator was just getting ready to retire having achieved everything he had set out to do, including wiping out practically every terrorist that was a threat to the USA. That is of course until a disgruntled pig farmer comes along and riles up the local mutant reptile population into a human hating army of death. But their plan for destruction had one big flaw. They pissed off the wrong Gator.
With a little help from an old friend and the coolest political figure around, a new tale of death and destruction follows. What it lacks in character building and coherent plot, it more than makes up for in gratuitous violence and dumb one liners.
Air Force Gator 2 sticks to the true formula for classic 80's action movies and puts them into book format. Its longer. Its dumber. Its even more fun.
Leave you brain at the door and enjoy the ride. "Lick my asshole, asshole"
